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Wildly
Good! Blue Q candy is deliciously entertaining and a
tongue-tingling trip. Mildy Addictive. Be Careful.
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Like
a failed relationship - they leave a sour
taste in your mouth. All-natural, lemon tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $1.65
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My
ex-girlfriend's just jealous because
I nailed her cousin behind the roller
rink. And for the record, I rocked
the house. Natural Cherry Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE!
$1.65
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I've
been shaving my head for 4 years to
compensate for my male pattern baldness!
I'm not a skinhead. It's B.S. Natural
Ginger Snaps.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE!
$1.65
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Last
week some honey at the club called me a douche.
Me, a douche!?! Please...That was a $200 shirt,
baby girl! Natural Peppermint Candies.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $1.65
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So,
I'm partial to overalls. So, I suggested a
book to my book club about incest. Big deal!
Natural Ginger Snaps.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $1.65
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I
know they all think I'm a cop because I'm
not in to the funny smoke. But just because
I pass on the grass doesn't mean I can't hang.
Natural Lime Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE!
$1.65
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Mothers
would clutch their children as they walked
past. Now I can finally drive my van past
the playground in peace. Natural Licorice
Sweets.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $1.65
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Sure,
I'm as familiar with hookers and cocaine as
much as the next investment banker, but that
doesn't make me a bush-shavingr. Natural Peach
Candies.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE!
$1.65
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Add
a decade or so of wear-and-tear on top of
8 surgeries and, I'll be the first to admit,
I slightly resemble a man. But it's no biggie.
Natural Cherry Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $1.65
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Just
because I have dreads doesn't mean I'm some
passive-aggressive pansy who protests the
exploitation of honeybees. Natural Lemon Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $1.65
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I
was born in America! I wear a camera around
my neck because I'm a photographer for chrissake!
Natural Lime Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $1.65
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Just
because I'm not butch doesn't mean I'm not
a huge lesbo! Natural Raspberry Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $1.65
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Oh
my god! People totally think I'm a bitch because
I'm hot and because I drive a hot car, but
I'm seriously not. Natural Lemon Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $1.65
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