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My
ex-girlfriend's just jealous because I nailed
her cousin behind the roller rink. And for the
record, I rocked the house. Natural Cherry Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
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Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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I've
been shaving my head for 4 years to compensate
for my male pattern baldness! I'm not a skinhead.
It's B.S. Natural Ginger Snaps.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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Last
week some honey at the club called me a douche. Me, a
douche!?! Please...That was a $200 shirt, baby girl! Natural
Peppermint Candies.
Size:
1 oz
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Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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So,
I'm partial to overalls. So, I suggested a book to my
book club about incest. Big deal! Natural Ginger Snaps.
Size:
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Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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I
know they all think I'm a cop because I'm not in to the
funny smoke. But just because I pass on the grass doesn't
mean I can't hang. Natural Lime Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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Mothers
would clutch their children as they walked past. Now I
can finally drive my van past the playground in peace.
Natural Licorice Sweets.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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Sure,
I'm as familiar with hookers and cocaine as much as the
next investment banker, but that doesn't make me a bush-lover.
Natural Peach Candies.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE!
$2.34
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Add
a decade or so of wear-and-tear on top of 8 surgeries
and, I'll be the first to admit, I slightly resemble a
man. But it's no biggie. Natural Cherry Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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Just
because I have dreads doesn't mean I'm some passive-aggressive
pansy who protests the exploitation of honeybees. Natural
Lemon Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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I
was born in America! I wear a camera around my neck because
I'm a photographer for chrissake! Natural Lime Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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I've
never touched the stuff, not even in college. My eyes
just look like this because I have allergies. Natural
Peach Candies.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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Just
because I'm not butch doesn't mean I'm not a huge lesbo!
Natural Raspberry Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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Oh
my god! People totally think I'm a bitch because I'm hot
and because I drive a hot car, but I'm seriously not.
Natural Lemon Tarts.
Size:
1 oz
Our
Price: $2.75
SALE! $2.34
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